TEN REASONS WHY WE KNOW SANTA IS A MAN.
1. No dress sense.
2. Never replies t...o your letters.
3. The chances of getting what you ask for are NIL.
4. Beer belly.
5. Will only commit to one day a year.
6. Obsessed with stockings.
7. He never stops to ask for directions.
8. Too lazy to shave.
9. He always wears the same clothes.
10. Only willing to do a job where people leave food and booze out for him ... and he doesn't wash the plate up after himself!!!